Brain teazer -I

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the
brain, so.........
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine
if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate.

1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go
do something else. Try not
to hurt yourself. If you said "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is
obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you
need to content yourself
with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's
World". If you said, "water" then
proceed to question 3.